This animal is called a Quokka and it is the happiest thing on the planet.
I’m in love
(Source: buzzfeed)
There’s nothing wrong with sex, people.
- Having sex every day.
- Saving sex for your wedding night.
- Never having sex.
- Having sex with different people.
- Having sex with one person.
- Having sex with a person of your same gender.
- Loving sex.
- Hating sex.
- Being loud.
- Being quiet.The only thing wrong with sex?
When it’s not consensual.
Because that’s not sex. That’s rape.
Reblogging again because this post is so important.
(Source: strengthissexy)
permanently stuck between ”i really want to talk to you” and “i don’t want to annoy you”
(Source: mrcraabs)
Why you shouldn’t microwave a cell phone
it’s like the rebirth of Voldemort
HOLY SHIT
REBLOGGING THIS AGAIN BECAUSE AT ONE POINT IT LOOKS LIKE THERE IS A MOUTH OPENING AND CLOSING
WHAT THE EGFUTCKT
IT’S LIKE OPENING UP THE GATES OF HELL
i told you there was a monster in my phone….
brb microwaving my cell phone.
Gross….but informational. Now I know not to put my cell phone in a microwave.
Homemade silent hill
(Source: ForGIFs.com)
actual footage of gays destroying the sanctity of marriage
(Source: imsirius)
Summary
- Martha: Please talk about your ideas of religion and politics and please...be personable and serious
- Paul Ryan: My daughter looked like a bean when we first saw her. I call my daughter Liza, "Bean"
- Joe Biden: I won't force my beliefs on others with different beliefs
when you sat in a weird position for a long time and you move and then your foot feels like this
most accurate description of anything accurate ever in the history of accuracy
(Source: niggaqueef)
It’s a Celebration!!!!! Plaqued Up!!! That’s for Cleveland. (Taken with Instagram)





